Shh. The Universe is Talking.

Who here get’s signs from the Universe? Anyone… Better yet, who actually listens to them? If you’re not sure what a sign from the Universe looks like, let me give you a brief example. Funny enough, this one also includes a sign from the Universe and yours truly initially not listening to it until it was too […]

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Why Doesn’t Mom Have a Wiener?

Kids. The ever-curious creatures we create and raise with all the love we have in our bodies. They ask questions. They ask weird questions. They ask inappropriate questions at the absolute worst times. Even providing them with all the things they need in life, all of our love and sanity and fifteen thousand hours of the […]

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Movie Hacks with Kids

We LOVE going to the movies. It is definitely one of our favorite family activities. We started taking the boys to the movie theater before they were even potty trained. So I have learned my fair share of life-hacks to get by with kids at the theater. Number 1. Do your research on the movie.  […]

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Please Don’t Eat That…

As a boy mom I get to say things that other people don’t. “Don’t pee on that.” “Stop playing with it. It’s going to fall off.” “For the millionth time – no. We are not getting a pet raccoon.” Oddly enough, that last one gets said more to my husband than my children. But you […]

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The Haunted Mattress

Our mattress is haunted. I’m convinced. Y’all. This will be a short one because I have SO much going on this week. But this is one of those stories that I can’t make up, meaning I’m obligated to share. If you don’t believe in ghosts and spirits and things like that, that’s totally cool – […]

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