Don’t Screw Them Up

What does that even mean?! Well…it’s a title, duh…not only to this week’s blog post, but also to MY DEBUT NOVEL! Yep! You heard it! I have a book – well…I will have a book, once it is completely finished, printed and launched THIS FALL! Whaaaaaaaaaat?! SO exciting. I’ve been a storyteller my whole life. […]

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Why Doesn’t Mom Have a Wiener?

Kids. The ever-curious creatures we create and raise with all the love we have in our bodies. They ask questions. They ask weird questions. They ask inappropriate questions at the absolute worst times. Even providing them with all the things they need in life, all of our love and sanity and fifteen thousand hours of the […]

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Please Don’t Eat That…

As a boy mom I get to say things that other people don’t. “Don’t pee on that.” “Stop playing with it. It’s going to fall off.” “For the millionth time – no. We are not getting a pet raccoon.” Oddly enough, that last one gets said more to my husband than my children. But you […]

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The Haunted Mattress

Our mattress is haunted. I’m convinced. Y’all. This will be a short one because I have SO much going on this week. But this is one of those stories that I can’t make up, meaning I’m obligated to share. If you don’t believe in ghosts and spirits and things like that, that’s totally cool – […]

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The Pre-Teen.

Raising kids is hard. Raising a Pre-Teen Boy…Well, just pass the chocolate, please.

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